I can't escape being a Catholic....

...It's impossible! I work out three times a week, and though I feel great when I'm done, I suffer for 3/4 of the class. I think of it as penance for the sin of gluttony. I can actually feel the pasta, deli meats, hot dogs and ice-cream slowing me down. "OKAY, IT'S TIME!!" I carry a very heavy cross up to the drive through window "Load me up! The road to hell is paved with saltwater taffy! and I have miles of sin to go!"

Search and Destroy!

It's been a who-who-dilly of a day so far. All I wanted to do was grab my sandwich, but apparently the Mayberry school system violently VOMITTED children into the main drag of this all-too-quaint little suburban facist sect, where the white picted women guard their children from all that is ...the rest of the world: "Outlander!!" "They had a book and Music!" Sorry, maybe I've seen Children of the Corn one too many times. These children were INSANE! They were all about 12 and they barrel-assed their way into the pizza shop. One of them was jumping up and down screaming "SCHOOL'S OUT!!" another started spinning around and yelling "I'm a Tornado!!" I kept thinking that if J-digs were here, she'd grab two night-sticks and pull a dual-windmill move, or pull a Xeena warrior princess move. I just made my way through them, cut the entire line because the clerk held my sandwich in the air, paid and got the fuck out of Dodge. As I was leaving, the cook shouted "EVERYBODY FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OR NO-ONE IS GETTING PIZZA!!!"

It was just crazy, the whole room was filled with kids, and it was a SMALL ROOM. It was like a 5-grade mosh-pit except "MMMM-BOP" wasn't playing. Ah to be young and amped on cafinated beverages! I don't think there's a more blissful time in life. It's just beautiful.

"He wants YOU TOO, malikai, He wants YOU TOO!"

No Intellegent life down here, sir.....

(Marcie from the Peanuts in LA) I love Marcie, she's my favorite Peanuts character. She's so under-rated, so ahead of her time. Marcie would be the first cartoon character to go to an Indigo-girls concert. Peppermint Patty would go to, but she would have to be convinced. First Marcie would have to make her think it was a good idea, then Marcie have to make her think that Patty came up with the idea on her own. Then P-Patty would be all up in that shit. Peppermint Patty is not a tom-boy, she's a tomboy-TOURIST! She can always go back to "Girlie-girl" world. Marcie has PROPERTY in TOMBOY TOWN! She's got a cape right across the street from Velma's house from Scooby-doo. The two of them could have a whirl-wind love affair. Not to say that they definately are lesbians, but they could be. Maybe they'll join a softball league together or perhaps just look at eachother and say: "WOW! I really like her style!" Who's to say what will happen between Marcie and Velma? Only Hanna Barbera and Charles Shultz know for sure. DENIED!