What more could you want?

My beloved Dryer has been installed!! OH JOYOUS RAPTURE, FOR I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!!! It's Friday, I had a grilled cheese (with tomato) sandwich and chili for lunch. I just finished a major assignment for class. A great load has been lifted off of my back. It's a beautiful day outside and no one is pissing me off today. I'm going to try and sneak in some painting this weekend. It's payday too! I feel like I haven't felt this good in at least a week! I feel like, at any moment a little bird could land on my shoulder and sing me a song! la-dee-da-dee-deeeeeeee! On second thought, No birds. Truthfully, I think if a bird landed on my shoulder, I'd get scared and accidentally kill it. That would put me out of my good mood really quick! Nothing like a dead bird to really put a damper on things!

Law & Order Rant:

"Miss W; ( I lower my head to make sure we're making eye contact, it always makes the accused feel like garbage when I do that. It's like: "Look me in the EYE when you lie to me! I like it!"). You know you broke into that auto-body shop. You did it because you wanted the sebring convertible. (Fiddling with my fingers the way a cat plays with a ball of string). You needed to feel like an adult. That sporty mustang of yours was, as you say "WT" You didn't want to be "WT"! (My head now cocked to the side, My poodle-like assistant standing behind me). There's still a chance you can get the car out of the lock up. If you confess right now and testify against the nefarious "Pappi Sanchez" (the Dunkin' Donuts Druglord involved in the clown killing spree.)Otherwise, I suppose your lease will run out before you get out of JAIL. THINK about the mustang, J! We're really good at connecting the DOTS!!
THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!! BEEP BEEP!"