Search and Destroy!

It's been a who-who-dilly of a day so far. All I wanted to do was grab my sandwich, but apparently the Mayberry school system violently VOMITTED children into the main drag of this all-too-quaint little suburban facist sect, where the white picted women guard their children from all that is ...the rest of the world: "Outlander!!" "They had a book and Music!" Sorry, maybe I've seen Children of the Corn one too many times. These children were INSANE! They were all about 12 and they barrel-assed their way into the pizza shop. One of them was jumping up and down screaming "SCHOOL'S OUT!!" another started spinning around and yelling "I'm a Tornado!!" I kept thinking that if J-digs were here, she'd grab two night-sticks and pull a dual-windmill move, or pull a Xeena warrior princess move. I just made my way through them, cut the entire line because the clerk held my sandwich in the air, paid and got the fuck out of Dodge. As I was leaving, the cook shouted "EVERYBODY FORM A LINE TO THE LEFT OR NO-ONE IS GETTING PIZZA!!!"

It was just crazy, the whole room was filled with kids, and it was a SMALL ROOM. It was like a 5-grade mosh-pit except "MMMM-BOP" wasn't playing. Ah to be young and amped on cafinated beverages! I don't think there's a more blissful time in life. It's just beautiful.

"He wants YOU TOO, malikai, He wants YOU TOO!"