Law & Order Rant:
"Miss W; ( I lower my head to make sure we're making eye contact, it always makes the accused feel like garbage when I do that. It's like: "Look me in the EYE when you lie to me! I like it!"). You know you broke into that auto-body shop. You did it because you wanted the sebring convertible. (Fiddling with my fingers the way a cat plays with a ball of string). You needed to feel like an adult. That sporty mustang of yours was, as you say "WT" You didn't want to be "WT"! (My head now cocked to the side, My poodle-like assistant standing behind me). There's still a chance you can get the car out of the lock up. If you confess right now and testify against the nefarious "Pappi Sanchez" (the Dunkin' Donuts Druglord involved in the clown killing spree.)Otherwise, I suppose your lease will run out before you get out of JAIL. THINK about the mustang, J! We're really good at connecting the DOTS!!
THANK YOU! COME AGAIN!! BEEP BEEP!"
posted by T-Dizod @ 1:26 PM
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My problem with Vincent Dinofrio, may I can him VD?- besides having the same initials as Venerial Disease and a boy I used to go to college with who used to dance around naked at Homecoming parties- is that he was the boyfriend in Mystic Pizza. He goes from the stupid boyfriend to Detective Goren?!?! That ain't riiiight. And while we're on the subject, Detective Emmes was Charlie's tutor in Mighty Ducks. You go from tutoring stupid kids to working with VD and solving the most heinous crimes in NYC. Let me see your credentials, biotch.
I just wish you could've seen him in Full Metal Jacket. He plays a private in the US Marines who cracks under the pressure of bootcamp, kills his drill instructor and blows his brains out. "Private Pile.."
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