Where the hell did October go???

I don't get it. I didn't have time to even come up with a costume. I was invited to three parties and I didn't go to any of them. I'm becoming such an old man! I need to change my ways, otherwise I'm going to be home-body. There is way more to life than work-school and sleep. Lately, I haven't been able to get enough of that last one: Sleep. Once the temperature drops below a certian point, getting out of bed is not an option. I'll look at the clock everytime the alarm goes off and say " There goes another 10 minutes" and then go back to sleep. Why do we have to be to work at a specific time anyway? I need my rest, beauty sleep if you want to call it that. I have very important work to avoid and that takes energy, dammit! All I want to do is get some rest, but NOOOO, I can't because of this arbitrarty "start time" and all this "efficiency" nonsense. What the hell is that? They act like they're paying me or some shit.