Dog............

This is my dog. She's crazy! When I come home, she jumps up at me. She gets about four feet of air. If you notice, she has an elogated body. She looks like a noodle, so that's what we call her.... Noodle...

Noodle doesn't scurry or run, she springs like a freaking Gazelle across back yard, she's almost a Ferrett. If you're sitting down, she'll levatate off of the floor and land on your chest with her nose in your face. She'll try to lick your mouth. The first instinct is to turn away, but then she'll go for your ears. She likes to nibble on your ears.

Noodle's dangerous...I have to take karate just to stop her from kicking my ass everyday. Don't let her cute little face fool you......